keep it light

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Not very stable, please be gentle with the fish

harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kingsxoqueens:


yung-eastafricangirl:

helicoptxrs:

shaniquadontplay:

She is so beautiful.

my mom has Vitiligo and whenever kids ask her why she has the spots she tells them that they are tattoos from god

i think I might start saying that. tell ur mum I said she’s rad

So beautiful.

meatbicyclevevo:

when u say something u immediately regret saying

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